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I love keeping relationships and I love having friends, whether long distance or short, it doesn’t matter  to me at all What is important to me is communication; making out time to see each other, chatting, making phone calls, reaching out through any means whatsoever and whenever we do, we will always have lots of laughs, encourage each other and wish each other well.

Life has taught me that there are friends that do not reciprocate the friendship, there are just good at collecting love, gifts……. and they do not give. and those kind of friends/friendship drive me crazy!. I do not even wish it for my enemy. I have succeeded in grouping those kinds of friends/friendship.

Friends For Food aka FFF: This kind of friends are the worst kinds of friend anyone can have. They can do anything for you just because you have what they want and when what they want disappears, you won’t find their shadow close to you. They would worship you, talk to you with their honey coated voice, never argue with you and will always make you feel right even when you are wrong. I have had friends like that and they ‘milked’ me dry, sucked my intestines and left me dry…….until Jesus came and professed his love for me.

Friends that Kill Dreams aka FKD:  This kind of friends actually kill dreams, they strangle your dreams and your dreams will never see the daylight. They will not want you to progress or be better than they are. They will advice you negatively, and will always seek your down fall. Have you had friends that will advice you not to use a method of birth control because it will make you fat?….bad belle…..It’s because he/she will want to laugh behind your back……telling other people how you are having too many children……run fast, away from such friends. They will kill your dreams.

Friends that borrow aka FTB: This kind of friends borrow everything under the sky; under-wears, shoes, clothes, toothpaste, bathing sponge, cooking spoon, matches,   boyfriend/girlfriend, husbands/wives ……I thought they had limits but the other day, someone told me a friend borrowed her ‘used‘ condom. CHEI!, I give that one an award “chief borrower, 1 of Nigeria”.
Such friends are everywhere and they borrow everything. Please I advice that if you find that you have such a friend, please please please dismiss that relationship fast……..if he/she borrows matches today, tomorrow might be borrowing your boyfriend/girlfriend………they are ever satisfied with what they have.

Friends that Ask For Sex aka FAFS: Friends of this nature should be given QUIT notice as soon as you read this post. On valentine day, they prefer to spend the time with you at night time only and demand for sex……even if they are Owls or Vampires….you  are a human being…….why night time only?. Please get it into your thick skull, they only want to have sex with you!. They don’t discuss your future, your academics, your life, don’t remember your birthday or just look for an excuse…….but they only discuss being in bed with you. Bad Friends period!.
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Friends for Status aka FFS:
It’s always fun when you have people of different social class as your friends. For me, It gives ‘life’ to the word friendship. No matter the sex, ethnic group, skin colour, bankrupt or not I find friendship with anyone…..as long as you are not Clifford Orji.
For friends who can’t ‘blend’ with your kind of friendship because they believe they are of a different class or status……….get them out of your lives…..and have fun!.

If you think they are more kinds of friends, let us know; drop comments.