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A lovely friend forwarded this message to me and it kept me laughing for hours. Nigerians are very creative people and I can’t imagine someone breaking up with his or her spouse over some crazy excuses like these ones.
Excuses like these ones will definitely melt your heart and make your laugh…just make sure you have a box of tissue close to you.
Enjoy!
1. 16 Missed Calls? You killed my battery So you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3. You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
4. So now you are drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him cause it’s over between us.
5. So Beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is Ur caller tune? I can’t trust an alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It’s over.
9. “You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It’s OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don’t care about me. It’s over.
11. You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things!
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