GEJ: Baba, trouble dey oh!
OBJ: What is it Jona?
GEJ: It’s this short man that removed Olubunmi Ete oh, he’s disturbing me too much sir.
OBJ: I know these people at the hollow chamber. They are thieves, rogues, and robbers. They steal the little money we give them and turn around to disturb us for more all the time. You know what you will do?
GEJ: No sir.
OBJ: Call Femi, to arrange small change and tempt the guy.
GEJ: Like how much sir?
OBJ: $3m
GEJ: That’s too much oh.
OBJ: You are no longer a palm-wine tapper my boy; you are now the president of the most corrupt country on earth, the earlier you get that into your drunken head the better.
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GEJ: Supposing he rejects it?
OBJ: Jona! Jona!! Jona!!! How many times did I call you?
GEJ: Three loud times, sir.
OBJ: He is first a member of PDP, and second, a Nigerian. Look who is not a thief among us all here? Myself? Yourself? Sambo? David? IBB?Atiku? Gussau? Even among the politicians in the other political parties? Tell me quick quick, who is not a thief?
GEJ: You are right sir.
OBJ: Once Lawan collects the money that is the end of the probe report and the beginning of another case. Nigerians forget easily, everybody dey look for something to steal or chop that he did not work hard for o jare. Get any of these home video people to produce the film. You supported dem the other time with small change and dey still dey fight over that small chop chop. No be so?
GEJ: Baba, you are the original “Evil Genius”
OBJ: O ti o….
GEJ: Who fit pass you Baba?
OBJ: Nat that boy wey dey live for Minna o!
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